Refresher Courses for Christians
I recently came to a realization: Christians are stupid. But, is this really a surprise? No, not really. Do I think that ALL Christians are stupid? No, but when they decide to wage war on a cartoon character in the shape of a sponge, because they are tainting the world's children, they set themselves up for this characterization. The brouhaha over a video about TOLERANCE that is being made for children is ridiculous. I thought that the controversy over Tinky Winky from the Teletubbies a few years back was bad enough. I thought that these idiots could not go any lower. Guess what? They threw me a curve ball. Now, Spongebob Squarepants. I am flabbergasted at the insane stupidity of the Christian Right in their new attempt to censor the teaching of tolerance from our schools. For fuck sakes, get over yourselves.
Well, I think that I might have come up with a solution to cure Christians once and for all of the stupidity bug. Why not create a new school or recruitment program or something like that which can cater to those Christians who want to better themselves? Why not assist these helpless souls to see the light of reality. Maybe these courses could be offered by Discover U or something like that? The course syllabus is not finalized, but here are some ideas for classes:
Basic Courses:
Respect 101
Tolerance 101 - Prerequisite: Respect 101
Advanced courses:
"No, God does not have you phone number programmed in his cell phone, nor does he even carry one!" 301
Humanity and Dignity 302
Like I said, these ideas are merely stepping stones to start the ball rolling. Also, I think that if anyone gets anything less than 100 percent should be required to take the course over again. Heck, we can charge tuition and have that money go towards Tsunami Relief Efforts, AIDS Research, or something worthwhile. But, desperate times call for desperate measures in the fight for equality, respect, humanity, and dignity. Preaching hatred and encouraging internalized self-hatred and emotional/mental terrorism is not right. These people want to try and cure the GLBT community of their sexual preference. Well, I have a better idea. Let's create the Ex-"I am a self-righteous asshole who thinks everyone around him is evil" movement. This just might be the key to a more peaceful world.
Well, I think that I might have come up with a solution to cure Christians once and for all of the stupidity bug. Why not create a new school or recruitment program or something like that which can cater to those Christians who want to better themselves? Why not assist these helpless souls to see the light of reality. Maybe these courses could be offered by Discover U or something like that? The course syllabus is not finalized, but here are some ideas for classes:
Basic Courses:
Respect 101
Tolerance 101 - Prerequisite: Respect 101
Advanced courses:
"No, God does not have you phone number programmed in his cell phone, nor does he even carry one!" 301
Humanity and Dignity 302
Like I said, these ideas are merely stepping stones to start the ball rolling. Also, I think that if anyone gets anything less than 100 percent should be required to take the course over again. Heck, we can charge tuition and have that money go towards Tsunami Relief Efforts, AIDS Research, or something worthwhile. But, desperate times call for desperate measures in the fight for equality, respect, humanity, and dignity. Preaching hatred and encouraging internalized self-hatred and emotional/mental terrorism is not right. These people want to try and cure the GLBT community of their sexual preference. Well, I have a better idea. Let's create the Ex-"I am a self-righteous asshole who thinks everyone around him is evil" movement. This just might be the key to a more peaceful world.
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